So. This happens.

Do you know what this is?

If you guessed awesome, then you are correct!! A million cupcakes for you!!

Hi! Hi! Hi!

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!*"

I have ignored you, my sweet little blog, ignored you for so long that even a cute picture of a kitten isn't going to make up for the lapse.  How about two kittens? No?

Okay. I'm going to try to catch up, because I still have to tell you about
Summer
A trip to Dallas
A trip to NYC
A book
Writing
Another book
Delicious delicious amazingly delicious meals.

And that's just stuff I can think of while another tutor in this writing center I'm working at right now speaks really really really loudly and I can't think of anything except he needs to be quieter! I know! I can't even think about rainbows or glitter. That's shocking!




*Apparently, and this is a point I can neither confirm nor deny, when I fall asleep on the couch** and The Chef wakes me up, this is how I respond.

**Which rarely happens***
***This is a lie