I am uncaffeinated.
No, not in the "Holy crap, I forgot to go to the store and I may die" way.
The "I'm going to cut down on DC/soda/caffeine/Nutrasweet" way.
|See? It still loves me, no matter what.|
One Thursday a couple of months ago, I called The Chef and said, "I'm not going to have Diet Coke any more." Kind of like when a toddler spits out the binky and never wants it again.
Except not like that at all, because I still want it. And I want it bad, man, real bad. I still have half a can in the morning with breakfast, but I have gone days without that too.
I think in the beginning, The Chef was very very afraid for his life. He's okay now, though. I think.
I miss the taste and the bubbles and the awesome feeling of actually being alive and alert. I don't miss the needing a fix and doing whatever needs to be done in order to get it. I don't walk around whining "I miss soda" anymore. Aloud. Much. I did have some with dinner last night and was awake until 2 a.m., but that may have been because The Chef was away and no one told me to go to bed. (Oh, look, and it's 12:21 am already! Whoops!)
And for you holier-than-thou-ers out there, I didn't do it because you obsessively sent me stupid undocumented "sciency" research about the dangers of soda/artificial sweeteners/things in cans/anything that tastes good/caffeine/anything that makes you happy/all words with the letter C. I made the decision because I was tired of the constant chase for more. Not only did I want the DC all the time, I wanted it exactly the way I wanted it. And it was starting to cost a fortune. A Large Diet Coke with extra ice (LDCEI) doesn't come cheap.* And it made me hungry all the time, which meant more eating and more soda and more eating and more...you get the picture.
Do I still have it when we go out? Yes, sometimes. Sometimes not. And not usually 47 refills in one meal. And not close to a two-liter bottle (in varying forms) throughout the day. Every day.
My only worry? Not getting a birthday card from The Coca-Cola Company, like I usually do. By the way, six months and ten days until my birthday. Shop early; shop often!
|I would do this. In a heartbeat. No joke.|
*Except now it does, because McDonald's is running their any soda/any size $1 special again this summer. ::shakes fist at the golden arches::