Ode to the garage

Dear Garage,

Thank you for keeping my car from

snow

that would make me late,

for I never give myself enough time

before I zoom away.

"Did you have a hard time cleaning off your car this morning?"

asked my 82-year-old coworker.

"I had a devil of a time."

"I have a garage now!"

I squealed.

I am a jerk and I know it.

But I am a jerk with a spot in a garage!