Thank you for keeping my car from
that would make me late,
for I never give myself enough time
before I zoom away.
"Did you have a hard time cleaning off your car this morning?"
asked my 82-year-old coworker.
"I had a devil of a time."
"I have a garage now!"
I am a jerk and I know it.
But I am a jerk with a spot in a garage!