Look over there! It's Big Bird!
No, I am not eating your cake. I'm helping you cut it, for you are my tiny baby boy.
Who cares that you happen to be 6"3" and 23 years old? Okay, maybe I was just having a TINY bite.
Holy smokes. 23??? Where DID the time go? Wait a minute. That means I'm...
::headdesk::
(Please send cake.)
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