I responded to his conundrum, because I am not at work, and have plenty of time to tarry:
I just checked out The Weather Channel and it looks like for reals a snowstorm is coming. But I still don’t believe it. I won’t believe it until I am smothered in snow, wishing I had worn warmer socks. I won’t believe it until a series of snow angels created by woodland creatures have appeared on the front lawn. I won’t believe it until the university has cancelled classes.
But just in case, I bought extra Diet Coke.
This could all be a ruse, created by the Bread and Milk Associations of America.
|Oh, you want us to think that's snow, but it could just be powdered sugar from a misplaced doughnut.|